["Listicle hexagon paleo williamsburg glossier XOXO umami wayfarers. Authentic la croix hammock neutral milk hotel, cardigan street art polaroid dreamcatcher intelligentsia yr. Portland gastropub DIY cold-pressed austin banh mi. Whatever normcore next level taxidermy hoodie food truck. Butcher deep v mumblecore coloring book kickstarter, godard plaid normcore polaroid helvetica gluten-free celiac biodiesel williamsburg.","Asymmetrical hammock art party, portland locavore poke leggings godard truffaut gluten-free. Echo park cupping jean shorts DIY solarpunk you probably haven't heard of them coloring book meggings vinyl lyft single-origin coffee hexagon glossier. Cupping artisan kombucha kogi edison bulb everyday carry. Bushwick crucifix neutra fanny pack venmo enamel pin tumeric vaporware pinterest cupping hexagon kogi jianbing cold-pressed pour-over. Paleo dreamcatcher williamsburg farm-to-table bespoke raw denim viral jean shorts whatever, chillwave drinking vinegar synth waistcoat normcore. Hammock la croix food truck vape, listicle bitters cred poutine scenester fit hella. Shaman grailed post-ironic vibecession twee keffiyeh enamel pin la croix blue bottle fixie glossier intelligentsia.","Bespoke health goth cornhole, shoreditch leggings williamsburg irony poke neutral milk hotel. Butcher blog polaroid schlitz celiac blackbird spyplane bodega boys sriracha flannel normcore. Etsy pinterest shabby chic bodega boys yes plz, vice plaid. Umami tattooed venmo man braid cloud bread mustache. Sus kitsch four dollar toast same, cronut gochujang gentrify edison bulb bushwick hot chicken mukbang bodega boys.","Yuccie franzen messenger bag ascot listicle vexillologist. Bodega boys echo park portland slow-carb quinoa. Locavore iPhone street art tonx. Vaporware raclette vibecession, next level post-ironic lomo humblebrag big mood hexagon. Migas unicorn forage distillery. Ugh hoodie lomo yuccie hella banjo polaroid. Poke marfa salvia fam.","Same drinking vinegar humblebrag, VHS offal pug hot chicken irony helvetica meditation chartreuse pickled kombucha stumptown. Hammock occupy truffaut fit, bushwick raw denim brunch selfies leggings gluten-free before they sold out poutine keytar. Iceland letterpress forage knausgaard. Taxidermy gentrify poutine master cleanse truffaut iceland poke."]
{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"type":"standard","title":"Alfie Hewett","displaytitle":"Alfie Hewett","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q26951148","titles":{"canonical":"Alfie_Hewett","normalized":"Alfie Hewett","display":"Alfie Hewett"},"pageid":51063236,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Alfie_Hewett_%2835580720080%29.jpg/330px-Alfie_Hewett_%2835580720080%29.jpg","width":320,"height":253},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Alfie_Hewett_%2835580720080%29.jpg","width":4493,"height":3547},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271783458","tid":"48a98fc0-db47-11ef-aa63-936e18ebf4d4","timestamp":"2025-01-25T18:07:48Z","description":"British wheelchair tennis player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Hewett","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Hewett?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Hewett?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfie_Hewett"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Hewett","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alfie_Hewett","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Hewett?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfie_Hewett"}},"extract":"Alfie Hewett is a British professional wheelchair tennis player. He is the current world No. 1 in both singles and doubles.","extract_html":"
Alfie Hewett is a British professional wheelchair tennis player. He is the current world No. 1 in both singles and doubles.
"}{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
{"type":"general","setup":"Is there a hole in your shoe?","punchline":"No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?","id":147}
{"type":"standard","title":"Sungai Udang Recreational Forest","displaytitle":"Sungai Udang Recreational Forest","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20450626","titles":{"canonical":"Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest","normalized":"Sungai Udang Recreational Forest","display":"Sungai Udang Recreational Forest"},"pageid":46506112,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest.JPG/330px-Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest.JPG","width":1984,"height":1488},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256632674","tid":"cda1f4a9-9fa9-11ef-a423-ce9de8bebe75","timestamp":"2024-11-10T21:21:52Z","description":"Forest in Melaka Tengah, Malacca, Malaysia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":2.30080556,"lon":102.13155556},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sungai_Udang_Recreational_Forest"}},"extract":"Sungai Udang Recreational Forest is a lowland dipterocarp forest in Sungai Udang, Malacca, Malaysia under the management of the State Forestry Department. It was declared a reserved area in 1987 with an area of 55 hectares.","extract_html":"
Sungai Udang Recreational Forest is a lowland dipterocarp forest in Sungai Udang, Malacca, Malaysia under the management of the State Forestry Department. It was declared a reserved area in 1987 with an area of 55 hectares.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"I dropped a pear in my car this morning.","punchline":"You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.","id":57}
{"type":"standard","title":"Reports on the Education of the Lower Orders","displaytitle":"Reports on the Education of the Lower Orders","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q111956112","titles":{"canonical":"Reports_on_the_Education_of_the_Lower_Orders","normalized":"Reports on the Education of the Lower Orders","display":"Reports on the Education of the Lower Orders"},"pageid":70116385,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_the_United_Kingdom_%28HM_Government%29_%28St_Edwards_Crown%29.svg/320px-Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_the_United_Kingdom_%28HM_Government%29_%28St_Edwards_Crown%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":263},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_the_United_Kingdom_%28HM_Government%29_%28St_Edwards_Crown%29.svg/1530px-Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_the_United_Kingdom_%28HM_Government%29_%28St_Edwards_Crown%29.svg.png","width":1530,"height":1256},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267755013","tid":"22c14100-cc3b-11ef-8461-d4e6c493583d","timestamp":"2025-01-06T14:33:03Z","description":"Historically Important 2nd Ever Select Committee Report on Education","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reports_on_the_Education_of_the_Lower_Orders","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reports_on_the_Education_of_the_L