{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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George Dennis Keathley was a staff sergeant in the United States Army who received the Medal of Honor for his actions during World War II.
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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